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Post by rocky1stex on Mar 9, 2004 21:49:18 GMT
The Beautifully talented, sexy, shiny, slinky, gorgeous, Rocky has entered the building and is here on popular demand  (good enough entery? eh?) how is everyone lol oh and on this forum those of you who know my real name shall keep it to themsleves please! :-) Rocky1stex |
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Post by Jouley on Mar 9, 2004 22:30:32 GMT
I don't know if "WOCKY! Oh, WOCKY!" has the same effect....... but if its what you desire..  (edit - actually.. it has a bit of a rocky horror ring to it.. doesnt it......) Welcome to the board!! Wanna be part of my harem? we dont have any male members yet.. and could always use the target practice- er.. the uh.. the.. never mind... Missed ya loads  Jouley |
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Post by rocky1stex on Mar 10, 2004 19:48:28 GMT
heram??? eh was dis? explain and i may be your's!!!
Love ya
Rocky
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Post by Jouley on Mar 10, 2004 19:58:08 GMT
Funny.. dont know what a Harem is.. lets ask webster!
Main Entry: har·em
Pronunciation: 'har-&m, 'her-
Function: noun
Etymology: Arabic harIm, literally, something forbidden & haram, literally, sanctuary
1 a : a usually secluded house or part of a house allotted to women in a Muslim household b : the wives, concubines, female relatives, and servants occupying a harem
2 : a group of women associated with one man
3 : a group of females associated with one male -- used of polygamous animals
Well.... Belle tells me i have a blokey brain.. so i guess the definition sorta works!! Im the bloke and you are all my concubines! .. no wait.. you're all my bit****.. ermm.. you all have to love me and worship me and fight with each other in various moist food products when i so wish it..
Free snorkel with every new application to Jouley's harem!
Jouley
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Post by rainbowjoule on Mar 10, 2004 20:09:55 GMT
wait, i was already a member of your harem. do i get a snorkel?
hihi rocky!!!!*hugs*
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Post by Jouley on Mar 10, 2004 20:35:41 GMT
free snorkel with every NEW application.. should you decide to cancel your subscription and re-apply, you will be bunked down to the bottom of the harem seniority ladder.
Members recieve special discounts 12 times a year, plus ten percent off on their first days purchases! thank you for shopping at kohls!
Jouley - what the hell.. here's a snorkel.. *tosses snorkel at erin* enjoy! wouldn't advice using it in the jello pool..
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Post by rainbowjoule on Mar 11, 2004 2:50:46 GMT
yay! i get to keep my status AND get a snorkel! *dances while singing "go erin,, go erin" etc*
jouley, when are you going to europe this summer?
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Post by Jouley on Mar 11, 2004 17:12:11 GMT
 making my harem members happy is what being a harem mistress is all about Um.. my last day of finals is May 19th.. so sometime after that.. depending on the flights cuz the prices change depending what days you leave.. Jouley |
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Post by Madsaz on Mar 13, 2004 9:22:08 GMT
Hey ya Hows u?
Nice to spk to ya again i know im gonna forget about not calling you your name but ill try lol!
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(edit - actually.. it has a bit of a rocky horror ring to it.. doesnt it......)
making my harem members happy is what being a harem mistress is all about 
